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Headed for eternity and destined for nothing
The future isn’t difficult to see
Created on 2003-12-13 17:12:00 (#1552672), last updated 2008-07-20
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Basic Info| Name: | Deathscythe2547 |
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| Birthdate: | 04-25 |
| Location: | Antioch, California, United States |
Bio"The State Of The End Of The Millenium Address"
Neighbors, nobody loves you like we do.
Neighbors, your government has triumphed in finally making you a public fit for the 21st century. Never before has a governing body shown so much concern for the economic well-being of its subjects. Today we have insulated you from countless factions who threatens your financial viability; such as the poor; the idealistic foreigners still clinging to their childish notions of social welfare; why, you're even kept uninformed of useless propagandist journalism that reports alleged violations of human rights (we all know they wouldn't have been punished if they hadn't been doing something wrong). And who better to dispense such blantently evident factoids but a self-appointed authority like myself?
Acid Rain is a thing of the past. Too many possible causes, too little signifigance for our modern thinking public, besides industrial manufacturing is at an all time low, who needs those narrow minded laborers anyway. Too many mouths to feed, and too much burden on the payroll! Ha-Ha. Who needs 'em here in the land of the free-time? Some other ass backward country will give us what we need by exploiting its uneducated children anyway.
The Internet has expanded our ability to pacify average americans better than ever by offering fantastical adventures to every corner of the imagination. Your home office is the window to your world, and the heart of your social life. Such reclusive behaviour helps clear the roads and public works from overburden like the lower middle-class and others who depend shamelessly on their government. Today you are free-er than ever to do what you want, provided you can pay for it!
Remember, the first word in USA is US! We have arrived neighbors, we are the priviliged elite!
"No," said Ford, "there's nothing we can do. This doesn't change the history of the Earth, you see, this IS the history of the Earth. Like it or leave it, the Golgafrinchans are the people you are decended from. In two million years they get destroyed by the Vogons. History is never altered you see, it just fits together like a jigsaw. Funny old thing, life, isn't it?"
He picked up the letter Q and hurled it into a distant privet bush where it hit a young rabbit. The rabbit hurled off in terror and didn't stop till it was set upon and eaten by a fox which choked on one of its bones and died on the bank of a stream which subsequently washed it away.
During the following weeks Ford Prefect swallowed his pride and struck up a relationship with a girl who had been a personnel officer on Golgafrincham, and he was terribly upset when she suddenly passed away as a result of drinking water from a pool that had been polluted by the body of a dead fox. The only moral it is possible to draw from this story is that one should never throw the letter Q into a privet bush, but unfortunately there are times when it is unavoidable.
- Exerpt from "The Restaurant At The End Of The Universe" by Douglas Adams
The party and the Krikkit warship looked, in their writhings, a little like two ducks, while one of which is trying to make a third duck inside the second duck, while the second duck is trying very hard to explain that it doesn't feel ready for a third duck right now, is uncertain that it would want any putative third duck to be made by this particular first duck anyway, and certainly not while it, the second duck, was busy flying.
- Exerpt from "Life, The Universe And Everything" by Douglas Adams
And what exactly is the free world, anyway? I guess it would depend on what you consider the non-free world. And I can't find a clear definition of that, can you? Where is that? Russia? China? For chrissakes, Russia has a better Mafia than we do now, and China is pirating Lion King DVDs and selling dildos on the Internet. They sound pretty free to me.
- Exerpt from "When Will Jesus Bring the Porkchops" by George Carlin
Hajime Saitou is "warrior" Love
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Neighbors, nobody loves you like we do.
Neighbors, your government has triumphed in finally making you a public fit for the 21st century. Never before has a governing body shown so much concern for the economic well-being of its subjects. Today we have insulated you from countless factions who threatens your financial viability; such as the poor; the idealistic foreigners still clinging to their childish notions of social welfare; why, you're even kept uninformed of useless propagandist journalism that reports alleged violations of human rights (we all know they wouldn't have been punished if they hadn't been doing something wrong). And who better to dispense such blantently evident factoids but a self-appointed authority like myself?
Acid Rain is a thing of the past. Too many possible causes, too little signifigance for our modern thinking public, besides industrial manufacturing is at an all time low, who needs those narrow minded laborers anyway. Too many mouths to feed, and too much burden on the payroll! Ha-Ha. Who needs 'em here in the land of the free-time? Some other ass backward country will give us what we need by exploiting its uneducated children anyway.
The Internet has expanded our ability to pacify average americans better than ever by offering fantastical adventures to every corner of the imagination. Your home office is the window to your world, and the heart of your social life. Such reclusive behaviour helps clear the roads and public works from overburden like the lower middle-class and others who depend shamelessly on their government. Today you are free-er than ever to do what you want, provided you can pay for it!
Remember, the first word in USA is US! We have arrived neighbors, we are the priviliged elite!
"No," said Ford, "there's nothing we can do. This doesn't change the history of the Earth, you see, this IS the history of the Earth. Like it or leave it, the Golgafrinchans are the people you are decended from. In two million years they get destroyed by the Vogons. History is never altered you see, it just fits together like a jigsaw. Funny old thing, life, isn't it?"
He picked up the letter Q and hurled it into a distant privet bush where it hit a young rabbit. The rabbit hurled off in terror and didn't stop till it was set upon and eaten by a fox which choked on one of its bones and died on the bank of a stream which subsequently washed it away.
During the following weeks Ford Prefect swallowed his pride and struck up a relationship with a girl who had been a personnel officer on Golgafrincham, and he was terribly upset when she suddenly passed away as a result of drinking water from a pool that had been polluted by the body of a dead fox. The only moral it is possible to draw from this story is that one should never throw the letter Q into a privet bush, but unfortunately there are times when it is unavoidable.
- Exerpt from "The Restaurant At The End Of The Universe" by Douglas Adams
The party and the Krikkit warship looked, in their writhings, a little like two ducks, while one of which is trying to make a third duck inside the second duck, while the second duck is trying very hard to explain that it doesn't feel ready for a third duck right now, is uncertain that it would want any putative third duck to be made by this particular first duck anyway, and certainly not while it, the second duck, was busy flying.
- Exerpt from "Life, The Universe And Everything" by Douglas Adams
And what exactly is the free world, anyway? I guess it would depend on what you consider the non-free world. And I can't find a clear definition of that, can you? Where is that? Russia? China? For chrissakes, Russia has a better Mafia than we do now, and China is pirating Lion King DVDs and selling dildos on the Internet. They sound pretty free to me.
- Exerpt from "When Will Jesus Bring the Porkchops" by George Carlin
Hajime Saitou is "warrior" Love
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